Eels That's Not Really Funny

Did you think that I would laugh when you said I was small

Did you think that that would pass as if nothing at all

You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny

And I almost always laugh, but that's not really funny

You play the little bells and tell a good story

You bake delicious pie and that's enough for me

But I am big, I am your man, and you're my little honey

And I like what you have to say, but that's not really funny

You must not continue to emasculate me

The neighbour children through the window clearly see

The little boy will wipe his nose bacause it's runny

Then point at me and laugh, but that's not really funny